Lenore White (LW): This Cabaret literally punched me in the face. I’ve been punched in the face by futurism.
Dan Bray (DB): Someone’s here to kill Batman, at least that’s what it sounds like.
Brendon Allen (BA): I’m allergic to the space.
Shelley Liebembuk (SL): You done do me wrong, lady. You’re gonna get beat up onstage tonight!
Natalie Kaye (NK): Is there like poison in that that’s going to kill me?
Moynan King (MK): I want to put a whoopee cushion on-
Erica Mitchell (EM): There is no pig? Pig? *OH!*
DB: That would be a good way to end the show… people throwing tomatoes at her.
Aleksandra Podereski (AP): Don’t run around naked or whatever you do…
BA: That dumb person is me.
DB: Free pretzels! The future rocks!
Noam Lior (NL): It’s never a good time… so go ahead.
SL: I’m known for my wit.
DB: My commotion is sufficient.
Steph Berntson: Amazing Stephen! If I didn’t love you before, I do now.
Julie Gouin (JG): Where are the Russians?
SB: Can you stuff it into your boot?
Rebecca Sutin (RS): If you fall down the stairs, it could be part of it.
BA: Leave the fucking pig alone you nosy little prick!
LW: I can’t find my tool.
Stephen Johnson (SJ): The theatre is filled with friendly futurist people.
SB: I might need a cigarette. ARG- I’ll just, like, eat it!!
Amanda Campbell (AC): You have to watch out for the radishes!!
Sasha Kovacs (SK): Futurism isn’t futurism until somebody breaks their nose.
ScrABrrRrraaNNg plays Friday November 7th, 2008- at 9pm (doors open at 8pm) and Saturday, November 8th, 2008 at 10pm (doors open at 9pm) at the Studio Theatre, 4 Glen Morris Street, Toronto. Tickets are $12.00 for the public, $8.00 for students or you can take a chance on a roll of the dice. There is also a cash bar. This show is presented in conjunction with Futurist Dramaturgy and Performance International Conference. November 7- November 8, 9-6pm at the Robert Gill Theatre, 214 College Street. The Future belongs to US.