Little Known Facts About Patricia Zentilli

By Adam Brazier

I have known Patricia Zentilli for 5 years. During those 5 years I have learnt the following facts about her.

The chief export of Patricia Zentilli is awesomness.
Patricia can sneeze with her eyes open.
Unlike most people, Patricia can eat just one Lay’s potato chip
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Patricia allows to live. Which is plenty cause she’s a vegan.
Patricia Zentilli can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
If you spell Patricia Zentilli in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Patricia turned that wine into a cosmopolitan with a garnish of pineapple.
Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Patricia Zentilli.
When Patricia falls in water, Patricia doesn’t get wet. Water gets Patricia.
Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Except Patricia Zentilli.
It takes Patricia Zentilli 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Also she sings really good.

Come see Patricia Zentilli perform live at: SING OUT, LOUISE!: Monday, March 9th, 8pm. $25.00. Buddies in Bad Times.

Toronto’s Biggest Theatre Stars.

416 975-8555.

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